Ok, I'm drunk. I'm drunk because I have been "schmoozing" all night on behalf of a sexist company that treats me like shit. If I was prepared to drunk dial my boss I would say:
"either you value me much as [colleague who was just fired and who I vastly out perform] or you don't. If you do, pay me his salary and give me his promotion. If not, well, what the fuck am I doing." Me and my stupid standards and ethics. This is not a meritocracy, this is a sexist shithole.
